Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Update on Boshnickels

Hey gang. Notice the lack of an exclamation point at the end of that sentence? Well sorry, but there's not much to exclame about right now. I've come with a heavy heart today to give you some news about our friend Boshnickels. We're not sure how it happened, but it seems that Boshnickels has become temporarily paralyzed from the waist up. That's right, from the waist up. He can still walk, but currently his arms are immobile, which means no typing, at least until the paralyzation, which I assure you, as do his doctors, is temporary, lets up. He won't give us any clue as to what happened, but I surmise it has something to do with one of the rival gangs he often finds himself in conflict with.
Anyways, gang-a-lang, he is stil able to speak, and he wanted me to give you this message: "no worriez homiez, fo' long I be back in da mix, stirrin up troubullz like da ushawool. much luv to y'alls and keep on hustlin. also, deez medical billz is gettin expensiv, so if anyone, ya know, could send sum dead prezidentz my directshun..."
I'll be keeping you up to speed, gang. Toodles.