Smart.
I am smart. You are not smart. If our minds were graded on an alphabetical grade scale, I would be an A and you would be not smart. Accept it. You do not even know how smart I am.
Here's something I want to talk about today: pants wearing.
There's a right time to wear pants, and that's basically anytime. To be more exact, what I really want to talk about is shorts wearing. When do you think is the right time to wear shorts? I'm not really asking you, because I know you don't know. You are not smart enough to know. The right time to wear shorts is never when most people think it is. At least never as frequently as they think it is.
Quick test: are you smart?
Answer: No. You are not.
Think about someone you know who always wear shorts. I know several. Here's the truth: heavier people are more likely to wear shorts year-round. That's not a put down. Just a completely factual observation. I know one person who is not heavier that wears shorts year-round. Exception to the rule. He will probably read this.
One person I know who is not an exception to the rule is Dan Hagerman. Heavier guy. Shorts year round. He is also guilty of wearing socks with Chaco sandles. That is unforgivable. If you read this Dan, realize that you make the babies cry.
I lived with a guy who wore shorts year round. Year round. Windy and cold- shorts. Snowy and cold- shorts. Bathing- shorts. That might not be true. Doesn't matter.
There is a time and place to wear shorts. Summer time-
shorts. Sleeping- shorts. Lounging around the house- shorts; naked is also an acceptable answer. Unusually warm fall temperatures- shorts. Basketball- shorts. Swimming- shorts; boxers or naked are also acceptbable answers.
When it is cold, you wear pants. When the leaves have fallen off the trees, and the snow is falling, you wear pants. If you have a coat on, you wear pants. Let me repeat: if you have a coat on, you wear pants.
To Dan Hagerman: if you are wearing chaco sandles, you do NOT wear socks. You especially do not wear wool socks. You need to begin to live this way, Dan. The babies are still crying.
Recap: Who is not smart?
Answer: You
Question 2: when do you wear shorts outside in the winter?
Answer: Never.
You are not smart. But I am.
I am smart. Smart.
I am smart. You are not smart. If our minds were graded on an alphabetical grade scale, I would be an A and you would be not smart. Accept it. You do not even know how smart I am.
Here's something I want to talk about today: pants wearing.
There's a right time to wear pants, and that's basically anytime. To be more exact, what I really want to talk about is shorts wearing. When do you think is the right time to wear shorts? I'm not really asking you, because I know you don't know. You are not smart enough to know. The right time to wear shorts is never when most people think it is. At least never as frequently as they think it is.
Quick test: are you smart?
Answer: No. You are not.
Think about someone you know who always wear shorts. I know several. Here's the truth: heavier people are more likely to wear shorts year-round. That's not a put down. Just a completely factual observation. I know one person who is not heavier that wears shorts year-round. Exception to the rule. He will probably read this.
One person I know who is not an exception to the rule is Dan Hagerman. Heavier guy. Shorts year round. He is also guilty of wearing socks with Chaco sandles. That is unforgivable. If you read this Dan, realize that you make the babies cry.
I lived with a guy who wore shorts year round. Year round. Windy and cold- shorts. Snowy and cold- shorts. Bathing- shorts. That might not be true. Doesn't matter.
There is a time and place to wear shorts. Summer time-
shorts. Sleeping- shorts. Lounging around the house- shorts; naked is also an acceptable answer. Unusually warm fall temperatures- shorts. Basketball- shorts. Swimming- shorts; boxers or naked are also acceptbable answers.When it is cold, you wear pants. When the leaves have fallen off the trees, and the snow is falling, you wear pants. If you have a coat on, you wear pants. Let me repeat: if you have a coat on, you wear pants.
To Dan Hagerman: if you are wearing chaco sandles, you do NOT wear socks. You especially do not wear wool socks. You need to begin to live this way, Dan. The babies are still crying.
Recap: Who is not smart?
Answer: You
Question 2: when do you wear shorts outside in the winter?
Answer: Never.
You are not smart. But I am.
I am smart. Smart.
