Socrates. Plato. Math. Reading. Astronauts. Scientists. Glasses. Nerds. Brains. Business degrees. Professors. Khakis. Aristotle. Art. Artists. Thinking. Books. Librarians. Pottery. Physics. Algebra. Plus signs. Minus signs. Multiplication. Verbs. Neurons. Brain activity. Nutrition. Reason. Geometry. Stephen Hawkins. Founding Fathers. Declaration of Independence. Sound financial planning. budgeting. Smart.
Smart.
I'm smart.
I am so smart. You don't even know. Listen to this: Alexander Graham Bell. Abe Lincoln. JP Morgan. Banks. Federal Reserve. Text books. Brilliant conversation. Proper word choice. Right angles. Mechanical advantage. Smart.
Have you even heard of ANY of these people? Bet not. Man, I know so many more things, too.
This is easy.
Yoda. Chinese people. Beards. Rockets.
Jamba juice recipes. Mechanical pencils. Tiger trainers. Not drinking and driving.
Putting pants on one leg at a time.
Separating colors from whites in the washing machine. Coasters on coffee tables. Locked doors. Drawing between the lines. Secure internet. Blowing out candles when leaving. Hot food. Considering all options. Old people. Not children. Listening to your wife. Lying when it's necessary. Newspapers. College.
Smart.
Still skeptical? Of course you're not.
I've got a huge brain. I'm incredibly gifted. I can type many, MANY words per minute.
Jealous? You should be.
Now excuse me while I repeatedly hit myself with a hammer.
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Uh,not sure what to think about this one. I will say that SR knows a lot more than many people I know so keep on truckin'
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